Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: September 2010
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
pigeons be gone this instant!
do you have pigeons on your balcony like i do? (did). do you walk out there and see just massive piles of pigeon droppings like i do? (did). do you want to rid yourself of these pesky flying rats once and for all like i do? (still do).
well here's how you do it.

wait til night, and they're all cozy and going to sleep on your balcony. and they let out their last poops on your balcony before closing their eyes. and then quietly open the sliding door, and step out a little.
and wear a bedsheet that covers your entire body.
and now briskly introduce yourself to them and make like you are reaching to give them a hug!

i thought they might have hurt themselves flying out as furiously as they did.
some of this poop is really caked on here. i think i have to go to home depot and get a scraper of some fashion.
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