Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: April 2007
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
Monday, April 30, 2007
flambouyant western jerks!

iran is outlawing western-style haircuts. well, not that i care what iran does to make its people want to leave, as long as they do... but i had to laugh at the picture of "western-style" hairdos in the window.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007
4 second frenzy
you only have 4 seconds to figure it out AND accomplish it
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  • At 7:04 PM EDT, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    4 seconds? I didn't know what I was supposed to do.

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Sunday, April 08, 2007
guess i'll go eat worms
i'm level 44 and have a couple rare items now. i've got a small list of friends that i can ping when i need help and vice versa. i'm in a guild.
and i had my first taste of what it might be like being in a raid party. well, it was raid-ish.

a raid is when all these people get together at a decided time and storm the castle/dungeon/cave so that they can get ancient treasures and rare items. its typical for a raid to last hours.

i wasn't in an "actual" raid party, but everyone in my group (except me) was there only so they could kill the last boss of Uldaman, and loot his corpse for the magical item left behind. i was the only one that had a quest to kill him, so i wasn't there JUST for the loot.
my group fought valiantly all the way past waves of troggs and rock golem men. we died many times, resurrected, and fought on. (hey, its easter, resurrecting is the thing to do!) it took us about an hour and a half to make it through and kill the titan of uldaman.

and then i took the treasure.... and boyyyy o boy were they angry with me.

understandable since i just rendered their 1 1/2 hours of blood sweat and tears a complete waste of time. and i got a frigin sweeeeet magic ring to show for it. the ring i have is worth almost as much armor points as the rest of my gear. so i'm almost double defense now, plus other bonuses to character traits.

in WoW, when you loot an item like that, its rendered "soulbound", which means you can't give or sell it to another player. the only thing you can do is wear it, destroy it, or sell it to an NPC merchant (selling it back to the game) for lots of gold. if you loot something in a group, it will ask you if you want to "need" it or "greed" it. now if its an item that is inferior to what you have, ie: you're just going to sell it coz you don't need it, then you select "greed" and the computer does a dice roll for you to see who gets it.
if, however, it is an item you need to complete a quest, or if you can wear it AND its better than what you have, then you select "need". the "need" will trump "greed". and if 2 people select "need" then they will dice roll for it and so on.
so when this totally sweet item came off of the dead titan, i saw i COULD use it (being a mage, i have restrictions as to what i can equip) and it was farrrr superior to any ring i had.
so i selected "need"
everyone else selected "greed"

now my name is absolute mud. my guy, swuteimsayin, may be talked about by those people in my group as being a "ninja" (shifty/shadey. someone that steals your loot)
of course, anyone else in that group could also wear it, and it was far superior to anything they had too. i assumed everyone would select "need" like i did.

the ffools
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Sunday, April 01, 2007
say cheese
i've seen a lot of pics from the princess cruise that people have taken. did you guys know that we were even there?? i mean, i know we're kinda aloof... we were on the lowest deck trying to get dad's wireless working on nebs. at least we were there for the group photo, but we figured that when the ship starts moving you'd come and join us.
you mean to tell me that the ship was moving the entire time???
posted by underwear ninja 2:13 PM   4 comments
  • At 4:52 PM EDT, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    Oh? Were you there? I guess I missed you then. It WAS $$ to get on internet. You might of at least knocked on our door and joined us for dinner. OR, were you WORKING on the cruise in the bowels of the ship?

    Too cool. This was a dress up night. I can't quite see what you had on.

  • At 4:55 PM EDT, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    Hey at least the Kauffman's are represening in that photo.

  • At 10:20 PM EDT, Blogger Big Penguin said…

    HEY HEY! How'd you sneek into the pic without me knowin? That's some fancy trick

  • At 5:00 PM EDT, Blogger Sunset~Lover said…

    I just got back from a princess cruise too! Where did you guys go to? We hit up the western side of Mexico - Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta & Cabo....You weren't the guy who fell off the balconey while having sex were you? lol

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wakey wakey eggs n bakey
now here's an alarmclock that means business. real business.
like, literally...

i can't be made to use this alarm clock. i'd go broke.
(i wonder if you can write these off on your taxes?)


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