Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: January 2007
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
ran into a problem with WoW


i hate my hat. at level 32 i can wear my first hat.
i'm a mage, i want a nice pointy magician hat.
like merlin or something.
but the only hat available to me is this "highly valuable" piece that makes me look like a redneck fisherman. like i just popped out of "song of the south" just call me braer gnome.
ya and what's worse, my hand-crafted "magicians' robes" don't exactly off-set the whole southern look. i had to gather spider silks from 10 putrid green spiders and this is what that tailor made me? what am i, general lee??
those designers over at blizzard better whip up some better designs or i'll do my quests naked. how do you like that?! now you got a naked gnome running around your world refusing to be trailer trash!
posted by underwear ninja 7:19 AM   2 comments
  • At 6:44 PM EST, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    You're right. He is dressed as a Civil War General. The hat looks like something from Raiders of the Lost Ark. 10 putrid spiders? Ugh!

  • At 10:03 AM EST, Blogger nbk said…

    I general lee agree. That hat's gnome magic one. (Putrid green spider silks? Tedious tweezing!)

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Saturday, January 27, 2007
how much$?
now, people with feisty cats can wash them without all the trouble
automatic cat washing machine
posted by underwear ninja 11:19 PM   1 comments
  • At 8:21 PM EST, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    Poor kitty! I'll bet when they opened the door that cat zoomed out of there. Poor kitty.

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
national champs
i would just like to take this opportunity to say congratulations to all those gators fans out there. looks like your boys were sensational enough to be the top story on cnn.com (the despicable news source)

daaaa d'da d'da __ ______!

in other news, i got "elite beat agents" for DSLite. it is campy and fun and i ran my battery down on it the first time playing it.
posted by underwear ninja 7:04 AM   3 comments
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Monday, January 01, 2007
hello my name is geek
i was at the grocery and the debit swipey thing was taking an unusually long amount of time. the cashier was kinda sweating it a bit so i said "don't worry, it takes as long as it takes".
then i was told i have a lot of patience and i thought "heck yeah i got patience! i'm a level 20 mage gnome!"
All the walking walking walking you have to do. WoW really stands for World of Walking. and my particular character is the wussiest in combat. anything touches him he's dead and you have to walk walk walk back to your body as a spirit. once i fell off a waterfall and couldn't get to my body for 2 hours.
everything takes hours. and the higher you go in levels, the longer it takes to get to the next one. you can imagine how long it took for my wussy, fragile guy to get to level 20.
and worst part is, i'm kinda proud of it. check my little guy out. doesn't he rawk now??!?

WoW has me hooked. someone needs to intervene.


posted by underwear ninja 10:27 PM   2 comments
  • At 10:54 PM EST, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    Did you choose to be a mage nome? or it is a level you have to progress through? and level 20....how many levels are there?

  • At 6:53 PM EST, Blogger nbk said…

    Go Wuzzy!

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