Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: April 2017
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
Monday, April 17, 2017
After-Holiday Candy Sale Rant
It's been 4 score since I posted a blog.  So what is so special that I just HAD to come out of retirement to say?  Well I'll tell you..  and it will incense you!  At least it should at any rate...

It's the day after Easter (Monday) and Walgreens does not have ANY Easter candy on clearance!
How's that for an atrocity!?

Some things you just rely on in life.  The sun will light the Earth.  Google will keep your private information private.  And Walgreens will have holiday candy on clearance the day after it's respective holiday.

Well at least the sun is still lighting up the Earth...

And to think i got up at 7am today just so I could go to Walgreens and pick up the candy on clearance sale.  NOPE!  Do they think their precious Easter candy is still in demand?  It isn't!  Do they think I'm going to buy it at full price?  I'm not!

Oh they were good with the Halloween after sale.  And they were good with the Christmas after sale.  And the V-day after sale.  And I was a satisfied customer, spending like 30 bucks on candy.  Which is really high for candy!  But they really let me down today.  I suppose they have no other holidays coming up that they need to clear the shelf for.  Right?  What is the next holiday?  Cinco de Mayo??  I don't think there's such thing as Cinco de Mayo candy.  Mothers Day/Fathers Day... nope, there's no candy coming up any time soon.

Man, Hershey's/Mars/Brachs must really hate summer.  They got nothing until August when they can start forcing Halloween candy down our gullets again!

I'll try back in a couple hours and see if the people there have mustered enough gumption to put the tags on the goods.
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