Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: early afternoon banter
 
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
 
Sunday, July 30, 2006
early afternoon banter
a semi-cute latina came walking up to the bench i was sitting at waiting for the 7 train. a dude (miguel, i would learn) sat next to me and she sat on the other side of him. here's the convo that occured:

H-hi
M-hi
H-what's your name? (at this point its clear she's a hooker)
M-miguel..
H-your cute
M-hmmhm
H-you have a girlfriend?
M-hmmmurhhmm no
H-you want one?
M-hmhhrhhgm
the rest ensued in spanish, but i could make out "cinco"(5)

i was a little disappointed that she didn't solicit me instead :( i probably have more money than miguel and i look better. not that i would have accepted necessarily, but it'd still be nice to have been asked!
posted by underwear ninja 7:40 PM  
 
2 Comments:
  • At 7:44 AM EDT, Blogger Big Penguin said…

    haha, So hooker propositions has become the latest "hot or not".

     
  • At 1:39 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well... either you're not "cute" enough or maybe it looked like you didn't "need" a girlfriend. I think it's a good thing that you didn't look like a john.

     
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