yes look at me flossin with my new diggs. that's right, i finally got a wizard hat proper. that's all i was looking for. either baldness or to have a proper magician hat. like merlin or dumbledore or gandalf. nowhere in any fantasy realm do wizards wear cowboy hats or headbands that came from the 80s. you should see the countless nonsensical items that you can wear as clothes in WoW. and part of the problem is, the crummy-looking gear probably will give you better stats than what you want to look like. i ran around for weeks wearing a black hood with little bat ears because it protects me better than the cowboy hat. but now! i went to the auction block and paid good money for this pointy hat. and its a lot better than what i had, which is a bonus but not necessarily needed coz i woulda worn it anyway (i'm a mage! i should wear pointy funny-looking hats!) i was thinking about writing blizzard an email saying just that. sure is a good thing reality set in before that happened. so i'm a lvl 38 gnome mage now, and that never gets less awkward to say out loud. i've discovered that you can do death matches that are actually not all that bad. oh ya, btw. i'm not really a nerd, i just play one in a virtual fantasy realm.
... now i need to see about getting some proper robes instead of this robin hood vests and blue jeans (and timberland shoes??? wth???)Labels: swuteimsayin underwearninja WoW world of warcraft new hat |
you still look like a midget mountain man.