Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: hooray weekend!
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
hooray weekend!
got home around 3 last night (this morning) so ya i was in bed til about 1.
got up and dressed in the manner of a 90-something beach-dweller.
decided i need milk so i put on a coat (even though its gorgeous out) and headed to the grocery store.
as soon as i open the door and step outside i feel like a vampire. i'm all in black, pale as a sheet, and the sunlight is blinding me, nay scorching me due to my nocturnal escapades.
and i wasn't doing anything "escapady" last night either so get your mind outta the gutter. fyi i was playing zelda for wii, which is actually more fun that it looked. so far.

but anyway, thats just today.
what's more fascinating is what i learned yesterday. underneath the newspaper in back of the trash bin i found a 50 dollar bill.
no i didn't
but i WAS practicing trumpet in heavy melody late on thursday and this old dude comes knocking. he says he heard me playing trumpet and he was all interested. he used to play trumpet and he's got a pocket trumpet and wants to play duets. i'm like "ok, sure"
and we do some small talk and i find out he's got a studio right above us with a pro tools setup.
well that's kinda cool, i thought. at least he checks out. he's not like a homeless irish guy who's looking for a way into the building. knowing he's got a studio, i know that he's got somewhat of an ear and he might not suck too bad when we're dueting.
and, btw, he's about as irish as an irish can get. he had a derby hat on. his names charlie. he's got that soft chubby white face that they have (knowwhatimean?). i'd expect his full name is charlie o'furniture.
but anyway, he stopped by the studio yesterday to talk with the guys. i didn't know they knew him. they had a long conversation about something behind a closed door, so i don't know the real reason why he was over. i suppose it mighta been about legal issues or copyrights or some kinda friendly consultation. i was around for a little bit of the small talk and he was talking about how he's upset at ASCAP coz they don't give him royalties for "hefty hefty" anymore coz they don't consider it a song now.
what? excuize me? you mean like "hefty hefty hefty, wimpy wimpy wimpy"??
yes, that's the one.
he's the guy behind that all-too-familiar mnemonic.
now i wanna know what the heck they were talking about!
posted by underwear ninja 1:40 PM  
  • At 9:53 AM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    cool...hefty, hefty, whimpy, whimpy
    Jingles aren't as popular any more. now they use popular songs. Kinda sad. Jingles are what you remember long after the songs fade.

  • At 3:59 PM EST, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    You look like the pale tourists we get down here. Kind of like bread dough.

    How is 'hefty,hefty,hefty,whimpy, whimpy,whimpy' a song? There arne't notes.

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