Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: maintain yellow alert status
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
maintain yellow alert status
so i'm on my way back home early in the morning. i learn that grande central terminal is closed from 2am-5:30am. because this is earlier than usual that i'm going home, i didn't know that until now; it had always been open by the time i got there (around 5:30). the doors are locked. so i try the next set. locked. i try the next set, and the next and the next. i finally find a door that opens that leads into a restaurant. lights are out, nobody there. i walk by dim light over to the elevator feeling self-concious. "i probably shouldn't be doing this," i thought. the elevator opens up and i get inside and push a button that i think will take me to the main floor so i can get to the 6 train uptown. the trains are, of course, still running. its silly that they close the terminal part of the station. so i get off the elevator and walk across the vast, echoey vault of grande central terminal, alone. it felt surreal. no hustle, no bustle, nobody. ok maybe there are snipers or something gonna take me out as i'm crossing. surely this must be on some kinda list as possible terrorist targets. i just "walk with a purpose" casually and quickly, feeling naked. i get to the stairs leading to the subways and everything is blocked off with police barricades. but i'm on one side and everybody else is on the other, with police. i just casually walk by the police and continue on my way down the stairs with the others. "doo di doo no problems here" i watched them block another passer-by telling her that she cannot go into the terminal because it's closed, and here i am walking right past coming from there. i hope i didn't confuse her too much. thought about telling her about the way i came in, but decided i'm too tired to make intelligent decisions at this time.
posted by underwear ninja 4:42 AM  
  • At 6:17 AM EST, Blogger Big Penguin said…

    I'm surprised the homeless haven't figured out about those cozy places.

  • At 6:39 AM EST, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    Well, that kind of security procedure make everyone feel 'safe'.
    I guess it's your MIB training. Hope you had your neuralizer with you.

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