Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit: Bocelli Idol
 
Underwear Ninja comes with Space Suit
to blog or not to blog, which is the path a true underwear ninja must take? whichever path it be, it will surely be a rough-hewn one. argyle, possibly.
 
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Bocelli Idol
Celine Dione is full of crap!
"if god had a singing voice he'd sound like andrea bocelli"
bleuwgh!


katherine mcphee - she's so hot when she's singing. great singing. she's a whitney contenda! (though she would lose in a sing-off)
what happened to paula's mic? don't let the interns run the board!
the judges are popping crazy pills. not a single one of them liked her and she was nothing but likeable. she's not used to it and she had that deer-in-the-headlights awareness about her, which i thought was really cute coz you know she probably won't hear that kind of abuse ever again. ya, she's got "winner" written all over her voice.

elliott yamin - his tie looks goofy. the david foster guy giving advice did a good job with the advice giving. probably the best advice these contestants have gotten so far. he's a good singer, but he never pushed it over the top. he's no star and i still think he needs to git. the judges are definitely popping crazy pills coz they loved him so much. and wtf with paula brought to tears?? and his tie looks goofy.

ugh lindsay lohan commercials suck. they already did a trading places movie back in like '89 or something and it was superb. and it was in NY then too ("turn those machines back on!")

kelly pickler - the pottery thing was cutish, but her personality is becoming less important when you have mcphee shining like a beakon of vocal triumph. to put it simply: she wasn't on pitch too much and her performance was wooden. she should NOT have chosen this song. and he "what about mary" hairstyle doesn't help. this will be her last week here if paris doesn't have bronchitis =(

paris bennett - she stunk up the stage with her stomach heaves. she just bothers me. i guess the competition needs her as an alternative to other styles, but i just dont' like listening to her. but, alas, she didn't have bronchitis. pickler is leaving us next week. aww =(

taylor hicks - charisma, that's the word that i was looking for. taylor's got it. his suit looks so dumb but he pulls it off coz his charisma. he didn't do so good in this genre of songs. its supposed to be a powerhouse vocal song and he's more a scratchy rockabilly singer. but what the hey i like him anyway.

chris daughtry - i find myself each week with the growing feeling that when they say "chris daughtry is next" i'm all like "ugh, i gotta listen to him again..."
that tells me that i don't like him. its a chore. the fact that he's singing that song is just, painfully, like him to do. that drama queen. he's ending up more goatchop than yamin and that's no easy feat. he should lay down on stage when he performs. always. he might be more fun to watch/listen to. is paula drunk??

looking back on the recap, taylor wasn't great (but will reign again), paris sucked (and is next to go), and stickler is out (goodbye)
posted by underwear ninja 8:04 PM  
 
2 Comments:
  • At 9:53 PM EDT, Blogger Iris Blue said…

    I look forward to your running commentaries. Kelly, again not so good. Taylor sounded wooden too. I think that they might be overcoached and their losing what was unique and interesting about them. The handler alter their 'look' from week to week, hence Kellys & Paris hair.

     
  • At 7:15 AM EDT, Blogger Big Penguin said…

    That producer, David Fisher, was the real winner last night. He was spot on point with his comments. Bocelli took a que from Paul and showered each contestant with praise. Speaking of Paula, I was laughing my butt off when she started crying :-)

    Goodbye Pickler, then Paris
    Winners: the GoatBoys

     
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